Part 79

“Yes,” said Morrel, smiling, “it was the 5th of September, the anniversary of the day on which my father was miraculously preserved; therefore, as far as it lies in my power, I endeavor to celebrate it by some——” 20237m “Heroic action,” interrupted Château-Renaud. “I was chosen. But that is not all—after rescuing me from the sword, he rescued me from the cold, not by sharing his cloak with me, like St. Martin, but by giving me the whole; then from hunger by sharing with me—guess what?” “A Strasbourg pie?” asked Beauchamp. “No, his horse; of which we each of us ate a slice with a hearty appetite. It was very hard.” “The horse?” said Morcerf, laughing. “No, the sacrifice,” returned Château-Renaud; “ask Debray if he would sacrifice his English steed for a stranger?” “Not for a stranger,” said Debray, “but for a friend I might, perhaps.” “I divined that you would become mine, count,” replied Morrel; “besides, as I had the honor to tell you, heroism or not, sacrifice or not, that day I owed an offering to bad fortune in recompense for the favors good fortune had on other days granted to us.” “The history to which M. Morrel alludes,” continued Château-Renaud, “is an admirable one, which he will tell you some day when you are better acquainted with him; today let us fill our stomachs, and not our memories. What time do you breakfast, Albert?” “At half-past ten.” “Precisely?” asked Debray, taking out his watch. “Oh, you will give me five minutes’ grace,” replied Morcerf, “for I also expect a preserver.” “Of whom?” “Of myself,” cried Morcerf; “_parbleu!_ do you think I cannot be saved as well as anyone else, and that there are only Arabs who cut off heads? Our breakfast is a philanthropic one, and we shall have at table—at least, I hope so—two benefactors of humanity.” “What shall we do?” said Debray; “we have only one Monthyon prize.” “Well, it will be given to someone who has done nothing to deserve it,” said Beauchamp; “that is the way the Academy mostly escapes from the dilemma.” “And where does he come from?” asked Debray. “You have already answered the question once, but so vaguely that I venture to put it a second time.” “Really,” said Albert, “I do not know; when I invited him three months ago, he was then at Rome, but since that time who knows where he may have gone?” “And you think him capable of being exact?” demanded Debray. “I think him capable of everything.” “Well, with the five minutes’ grace, we have only ten left.” “I will profit by them to tell you something about my guest.” “I beg pardon,” interrupted Beauchamp; “are there any materials for an article in what you are going to tell us?” “Yes, and for a most curious one.” “Go on, then, for I see I shall not get to the Chamber this morning, and I must make up for it.” “I was at Rome during the last Carnival.” “We know that,” said Beauchamp. “Yes, but what you do not know is that I was carried off by bandits.” “There are no bandits,” cried Debray. “Yes there are, and most hideous, or rather most admirable ones, for I found them ugly enough to frighten me.” “Come, my dear Albert,” said Debray, “confess that your cook is behindhand, that the oysters have not arrived from Ostend or Marennes, and that, like Madame de Maintenon, you are going to replace the dish by a story. Say so at once; we are sufficiently well-bred to excuse you, and to listen to your history, fabulous as it promises to be.” “And I say to you, fabulous as it may seem, I tell it as a true one from beginning to end. The brigands had carried me off, and conducted me to a gloomy spot, called the Catacombs of Saint Sebastian.” “I know it,” said Château-Renaud; “I narrowly escaped catching a fever there.” “And I did more than that,” replied Morcerf, “for I caught one. I was informed that I was prisoner until I paid the sum of 4,000 Roman crowns—about 24,000 francs. Unfortunately, I had not above 1,500. I was at the end of my journey and of my credit. I wrote to Franz—and were he here he would confirm every word—I wrote then to Franz that if he did not come with the four thousand crowns before six, at ten minutes past I should have gone to join the blessed saints and glorious martyrs in whose company I had the honor of being; and Signor Luigi Vampa, such was the name of the chief of these bandits, would have scrupulously kept his word.” “But Franz did come with the four thousand crowns,” said Château-Renaud. “A man whose name is Franz d’Épinay or Albert de Morcerf has not much difficulty in procuring them.” “No, he arrived accompanied simply by the guest I am going to present to you.” “Ah, this gentleman is a Hercules killing Cacus, a Perseus freeing Andromeda.” “No, he is a man about my own size.” “Armed to the teeth?” “He had not even a knitting-needle.” “But he paid your ransom?” “He said two words to the chief and I was free.” “And they apologized to him for having carried you off?” said Beauchamp. “Just so.” “Why, he is a second Ariosto.” “No, his name is the Count of Monte Cristo.” “There is no Count of Monte Cristo” said Debray. “I do not think so,” added Château-Renaud, with the air of a man who knows the whole of the European nobility perfectly. “Does anyone know anything of a Count of Monte Cristo?” “He comes possibly from the Holy Land, and one of his ancestors possessed Calvary, as the Mortemarts did the Dead Sea.” “I think I can assist your researches,” said Maximilian. “Monte Cristo is a little island I have often heard spoken of by the old sailors my father employed—a grain of sand in the centre of the Mediterranean, an atom in the infinite.” “Precisely!” cried Albert. “Well, he of whom I speak is the lord and master of this grain of sand, of this atom; he has purchased the title of count somewhere in Tuscany.” “He is rich, then?” “I believe so.” “But that ought to be visible.” “That is what deceives you, Debray.” “I do not understand you.” “Have you read the _Arabian Nights_?” “What a question!” “Well, do you know if the persons you see there are rich or poor, if their sacks of wheat are not rubies or diamonds? They seem like poor fishermen, and suddenly they open some mysterious cavern filled with the wealth of the Indies.” “Which means?” “Which means that my Count of Monte Cristo is one of those fishermen. He has even a name taken from the book, since he calls himself Sinbad the Sailor, and has a cave filled with gold.” “And you have seen this cavern, Morcerf?” asked Beauchamp. “No, but Franz has; for heaven’s sake, not a word of this before him. Franz went in with his eyes blindfolded, and was waited on by mutes and by women to whom Cleopatra was a painted strumpet. Only he is not quite sure about the women, for they did not come in until after he had taken hashish, so that what he took for women might have been simply a row of statues.” The two young men looked at Morcerf as if to say,—“Are you mad, or are you laughing at us?” “And I also,” said Morrel thoughtfully, “have heard something like this from an old sailor named Penelon.” “Ah,” cried Albert, “it is very lucky that M. Morrel comes to aid me; you are vexed, are you not, that he thus gives a clew to the labyrinth?” “My dear Albert,” said Debray, “what you tell us is so extraordinary.” “Ah, because your ambassadors and your consuls do not tell you of them—they have no time. They are too much taken up with interfering in the affairs of their countrymen who travel.” “Now you get angry, and attack our poor agents. How will you have them protect you? The Chamber cuts down their salaries every day, so that now they have scarcely any. Will you be ambassador, Albert? I will send you to Constantinople.” “No, lest on the first demonstration I make in favor of Mehemet Ali, the Sultan send me the bowstring, and make my secretaries strangle me.” “You say very true,” responded Debray. “Yes,” said Albert, “but this has nothing to do with the existence of the Count of Monte Cristo.” “_Pardieu!_ everyone exists.” “Doubtless, but not in the same way; everyone has not black slaves, a princely retinue, an arsenal of weapons that would do credit to an Arabian fortress, horses that cost six thousand francs apiece, and Greek mistresses.” “Have you seen the Greek mistress?” “I have both seen and heard her. I saw her at the theatre, and heard her one morning when I breakfasted with the count.” “He eats, then?” “Yes; but so little, it can hardly be called eating.” “He must be a vampire.” “Laugh, if you will; the Countess G——, who knew Lord Ruthven, declared that the count was a vampire.” “Ah, capital,” said Beauchamp. “For a man not connected with newspapers, here is the pendant to the famous sea-serpent of the _Constitutionnel_.” “Wild eyes, the iris of which contracts or dilates at pleasure,” said Debray; “facial angle strongly developed, magnificent forehead, livid complexion, black beard, sharp and white teeth, politeness unexceptionable.” “Just so, Lucien,” returned Morcerf; “you have described him feature for feature. Yes, keen and cutting politeness. This man has often made me shudder; and one day when we were viewing an execution, I thought I should faint, more from hearing the cold and calm manner in which he spoke of every description of torture, than from the sight of the executioner and the culprit.” “Did he not conduct you to the ruins of the Colosseum and suck your blood?” asked Beauchamp. “Or, having delivered you, make you sign a flaming parchment, surrendering your soul to him as Esau did his birth-right?” “Rail on, rail on at your ease, gentlemen,” said Morcerf, somewhat piqued. “When I look at you Parisians, idlers on the Boulevard de Gand or the Bois de Boulogne, and think of this man, it seems to me we are not of the same race.” “I am highly flattered,” returned Beauchamp. “At the same time,” added Château-Renaud, “your Count of Monte Cristo is a very fine fellow, always excepting his little arrangements with the Italian banditti.” “There are no Italian banditti,” said Debray. “No vampire,” cried Beauchamp. “No Count of Monte Cristo” added Debray. “There is half-past ten striking, Albert.” 20243m “Confess you have dreamed this, and let us sit down to breakfast,” continued Beauchamp. But the sound of the clock had not died away when Germain announced, “His excellency the Count of Monte Cristo.” The involuntary start everyone gave proved how much Morcerf’s narrative had impressed them, and Albert himself could not wholly refrain from manifesting sudden emotion. He had not heard a carriage stop in the street, or steps in the antechamber; the door had itself opened noiselessly. The count appeared, dressed with the greatest simplicity, but the most fastidious dandy could have found nothing to cavil at in his toilet. Every article of dress—hat, coat, gloves, and boots—was from the first makers. He seemed scarcely five-and-thirty. But what struck everybody was his extreme resemblance to the portrait Debray had drawn. The count advanced, smiling, into the centre of the room, and approached Albert, who hastened towards him holding out his hand in a ceremonial manner. “Punctuality,” said Monte Cristo, “is the politeness of kings, according to one of your sovereigns, I think; but it is not the same with travellers. However, I hope you will excuse the two or three seconds I am behindhand; five hundred leagues are not to be accomplished without some trouble, and especially in France, where, it seems, it is forbidden to beat the postilions.” “My dear count,” replied Albert, “I was announcing your visit to some of my friends, whom I had invited in consequence of the promise you did me the honor to make, and whom I now present to you. They are the Count of Château-Renaud, whose nobility goes back to the twelve peers, and whose ancestors had a place at the Round Table; M. Lucien Debray, private secretary to the minister of the interior; M. Beauchamp, an editor of a paper, and the terror of the French government, but of whom, in spite of his national celebrity, you perhaps have not heard in Italy, since his paper is prohibited there; and M. Maximilian Morrel, captain of Spahis.”