Part 5

Up-stairs in the office I read the French morning papers, smoked, and then sat at the typewriter and got off a good morning’s work. At eleven o’clock I went over to the Quai d’Orsay in a taxi and went in and sat with about a dozen correspondents, while the foreign-office mouthpiece, a young Nouvelle Revue Française diplomat in horn-rimmed spectacles, talked and answered questions for half an hour. The President of the Council was in Lyons making a speech, or, rather he was on his way back. Several people asked questions to hear themselves talk and there were a couple of questions asked by news service men who wanted to know the answers. There was no news. I shared a taxi back from the Quai d’Orsay with Woolsey and Krum. “What do you do nights, Jake?” asked Krum. “I never see you around.” “Oh, I’m over in the Quarter.” “I’m coming over some night. The Dingo. That’s the great place, isn’t it?” “Yes. That, or this new dive, The Select.” “I’ve meant to get over,” said Krum. “You know how it is, though, with a wife and kids.” “Playing any tennis?” Woolsey asked. “Well, no,” said Krum. “I can’t say I’ve played any this year. I’ve tried to get away, but Sundays it’s always rained, and the courts are so damned crowded.” “The Englishmen all have Saturday off,” Woolsey said. “Lucky beggars,” said Krum. “Well, I’ll tell you. Some day I’m not going to be working for an agency. Then I’ll have plenty of time to get out in the country.” “That’s the thing to do. Live out in the country and have a little car.” “I’ve been thinking some about getting a car next year.” I banged on the glass. The chauffeur stopped. “Here’s my street,” I said. “Come in and have a drink.” “Thanks, old man,” Krum said. Woolsey shook his head. “I’ve got to file that line he got off this morning.” I put a two-franc piece in Krum’s hand. “You’re crazy, Jake,” he said. “This is on me.” “It’s all on the office, anyway.” “Nope. I want to get it.” I waved good-by. Krum put his head out. “See you at the lunch on Wednesday.” “You bet.” I went to the office in the elevator. Robert Cohn was waiting for me. “Hello, Jake,” he said. “Going out to lunch?” “Yes. Let me see if there is anything new.” “Where will we eat?” “Anywhere.” I was looking over my desk. “Where do you want to eat?” “How about Wetzel’s? They’ve got good hors d’œuvres.” In the restaurant we ordered hors d’œuvres and beer. The sommelier brought the beer, tall, beaded on the outside of the steins, and cold. There were a dozen different dishes of hors d’œuvres. “Have any fun last night?” I asked. “No. I don’t think so.” “How’s the writing going?” “Rotten. I can’t get this second book going.” “That happens to everybody.” “Oh, I’m sure of that. It gets me worried, though.” “Thought any more about going to South America?” “I mean that.” “Well, why don’t you start off?” “Frances.” “Well,” I said, “take her with you.” “She wouldn’t like it. That isn’t the sort of thing she likes. She likes a lot of people around.” “Tell her to go to hell.” “I can’t. I’ve got certain obligations to her.” He shoved the sliced cucumbers away and took a pickled herring. “What do you know about Lady Brett Ashley, Jake?” “Her name’s Lady Ashley. Brett’s her own name. She’s a nice girl,” I said. “She’s getting a divorce and she’s going to marry Mike Campbell. He’s over in Scotland now. Why?” “She’s a remarkably attractive woman.” “Isn’t she?” “There’s a certain quality about her, a certain fineness. She seems to be absolutely fine and straight.” “She’s very nice.” “I don’t know how to describe the quality,” Cohn said. “I suppose it’s breeding.” “You sound as though you liked her pretty well.” “I do. I shouldn’t wonder if I were in love with her.” “She’s a drunk,” I said. “She’s in love with Mike Campbell, and she’s going to marry him. He’s going to be rich as hell some day.” “I don’t believe she’ll ever marry him.” “Why not?” “I don’t know. I just don’t believe it. Have you known her a long time?” “Yes,” I said. “She was a V. A. D. in a hospital I was in during the war.” “She must have been just a kid then.” “She’s thirty-four now.” “When did she marry Ashley?” “During the war. Her own true love had just kicked off with the dysentery.” “You talk sort of bitter.” “Sorry. I didn’t mean to. I was just trying to give you the facts.” “I don’t believe she would marry anybody she didn’t love.” “Well,” I said. “She’s done it twice.” “I don’t believe it.” “Well,” I said, “don’t ask me a lot of fool questions if you don’t like the answers.” “I didn’t ask you that.” “You asked me what I knew about Brett Ashley.” “I didn’t ask you to insult her.” “Oh, go to hell.” He stood up from the table his face white, and stood there white and angry behind the little plates of hors d’œuvres. “Sit down,” I said. “Don’t be a fool.” “You’ve got to take that back.” “Oh, cut out the prep-school stuff.” “Take it back.” “Sure. Anything. I never heard of Brett Ashley. How’s that? “No. Not that. About me going to hell.” “Oh, don’t go to hell,” I said. “Stick around. We’re just starting lunch.” Cohn smiled again and sat down. He seemed glad to sit down. What the hell would he have done if he hadn’t sat down? “You say such damned insulting things, Jake.” “I’m sorry. I’ve got a nasty tongue. I never mean it when I say nasty things.” “I know it,” Cohn said. “You’re really about the best friend I have, Jake.” God help you, I thought. “Forget what I said,” I said out loud. “I’m sorry.” “It’s all right. It’s fine. I was just sore for a minute.” “Good. Let’s get something else to eat.” After we finished the lunch we walked up to the Café de la Paix and had coffee. I could feel Cohn wanted to bring up Brett again, but I held him off it. We talked about one thing and another, and I left him to come to the office. CHAPTER 6 At five o’clock I was in the Hotel Crillon waiting for Brett. She was not there, so I sat down and wrote some letters. They were not very good letters but I hoped their being on Crillon stationery would help them. Brett did not turn up, so about quarter to six I went down to the bar and had a Jack Rose with George the barman. Brett had not been in the bar either, and so I looked for her up-stairs on my way out, and took a taxi to the Café Select. Crossing the Seine I saw a string of barges being towed empty down the current, riding high, the bargemen at the sweeps as they came toward the bridge. The river looked nice. It was always pleasant crossing bridges in Paris. The taxi rounded the statue of the inventor of the semaphore engaged in doing same, and turned up the Boulevard Raspail, and I sat back to let that part of the ride pass. The Boulevard Raspail always made dull riding. It was like a certain stretch on the P. L. M. between Fontainebleau and Montereau that always made me feel bored and dead and dull until it was over. I suppose it is some association of ideas that makes those dead places in a journey. There are other streets in Paris as ugly as the Boulevard Raspail. It is a street I do not mind walking down at all. But I cannot stand to ride along it. Perhaps I had read something about it once. That was the way Robert Cohn was about all of Paris. I wondered where Cohn got that incapacity to enjoy Paris. Possibly from Mencken. Mencken hates Paris, I believe. So many young men get their likes and dislikes from Mencken. The taxi stopped in front of the Rotonde. No matter what café in Montparnasse you ask a taxi-driver to bring you to from the right bank of the river, they always take you to the Rotonde. Ten years from now it will probably be the Dome. It was near enough, anyway. I walked past the sad tables of the Rotonde to the Select. There were a few people inside at the bar, and outside, alone, sat Harvey Stone. He had a pile of saucers in front of him, and he needed a shave. “Sit down,” said Harvey, “I’ve been looking for you.” “What’s the matter?” “Nothing. Just looking for you.” “Been out to the races?” “No. Not since Sunday.” “What do you hear from the States?” “Nothing. Absolutely nothing.” “What’s the matter?” “I don’t know. I’m through with them. I’m absolutely through with them.” He leaned forward and looked me in the eye. “Do you want to know something, Jake?” “Yes.” “I haven’t had anything to eat for five days.” I figured rapidly back in my mind. It was three days ago that Harvey had won two hundred francs from me shaking poker dice in the New York Bar. “What’s the matter?” “No money. Money hasn’t come,” he paused. “I tell you it’s strange, Jake. When I’m like this I just want to be alone. I want to stay in my own room. I’m like a cat.” I felt in my pocket. “Would a hundred help you any, Harvey?” “Yes.” “Come on. Let’s go and eat.” “There’s no hurry. Have a drink.” “Better eat.” “No. When I get like this I don’t care whether I eat or not.” We had a drink. Harvey added my saucer to his own pile. “Do you know Mencken, Harvey?” “Yes. Why?” “What’s he like?” “He’s all right. He says some pretty funny things. Last time I had dinner with him we talked about Hoffenheimer. ‘The trouble is,’ he said, ‘he’s a garter snapper.’ That’s not bad.” “That’s not bad.” “He’s through now,” Harvey went on. “He’s written about all the things he knows, and now he’s on all the things he doesn’t know.” “I guess he’s all right,” I said. “I just can’t read him.” “Oh, nobody reads him now,” Harvey said, “except the people that used to read the Alexander Hamilton Institute.” “Well,” I said. “That was a good thing, too.” “Sure,” said Harvey. So we sat and thought deeply for a while. “Have another port?” “All right,” said Harvey. “There comes Cohn,” I said. Robert Cohn was crossing the street. “That moron,” said Harvey. Cohn came up to our table. “Hello, you bums,” he said. “Hello, Robert,” Harvey said. “I was just telling Jake here that you’re a moron.” “What do you mean?” “Tell us right off. Don’t think. What would you rather do if you could do anything you wanted?” Cohn started to consider. “Don’t think. Bring it right out.” “I don’t know,” Cohn said. “What’s it all about, anyway?” “I mean what would you rather do. What comes into your head first. No matter how silly it is.” “I don’t know,” Cohn said. “I think I’d rather play football again with what I know about handling myself, now.” “I misjudged you,” Harvey said. “You’re not a moron. You’re only a case of arrested development.” “You’re awfully funny, Harvey,” Cohn said. “Some day somebody will push your face in.” Harvey Stone laughed. “You think so. They won’t, though. Because it wouldn’t make any difference to me. I’m not a fighter.” “It would make a difference to you if anybody did it.” “No, it wouldn’t. That’s where you make your big mistake. Because you’re not intelligent.” “Cut it out about me.” “Sure,” said Harvey. “It doesn’t make any difference to me. You don’t mean anything to me.” “Come on, Harvey,” I said. “Have another porto.” “No,” he said. “I’m going up the street and eat. See you later, Jake.” He walked out and up the street. I watched him crossing the street through the taxis, small, heavy, slowly sure of himself in the traffic. “He always gets me sore,” Cohn said. “I can’t stand him.” “I like him,” I said. “I’m fond of him. You don’t want to get sore at him.” “I know it,” Cohn said. “He just gets on my nerves.” “Write this afternoon?” “No. I couldn’t get it going. It’s harder to do than my first book. I’m having a hard time handling it.” The sort of healthy conceit that he had when he returned from America early in the spring was gone. Then he had been sure of his work, only with these personal longings for adventure. Now the sureness was gone. Somehow I feel I have not shown Robert Cohn clearly. The reason is that until he fell in love with Brett, I never heard him make one remark that would, in any way, detach him from other people. He was nice to watch on the tennis-court, he had a good body, and he kept it in shape; he handled his cards well at bridge, and he had a funny sort of undergraduate quality about him. If he were in a crowd nothing he said stood out. He wore what used to be called polo shirts at school, and may be called that still, but he was not professionally youthful. I do not believe he thought about his clothes much. Externally he had been formed at Princeton. Internally he had been moulded by the two women who had trained him. He had a nice, boyish sort of cheerfulness that had never been trained out of him, and I probably have not brought it out. He loved to win at tennis. He probably loved to win as much as Lenglen, for instance. On the other hand, he was not angry at being beaten. When he fell in love with Brett his tennis game went all to pieces. People beat him who had never had a chance with him. He was very nice about it.