Part 8

“No. Not any more.” “Never fall in love?” “Always,” said the count. “I am always in love.” “What does that do to your values?” “That, too, has got a place in my values.” “You haven’t any values. You’re dead, that’s all.” “No, my dear. You’re not right. I’m not dead at all.” We drank three bottles of the champagne and the count left the basket in my kitchen. We dined at a restaurant in the Bois. It was a good dinner. Food had an excellent place in the count’s values. So did wine. The count was in fine form during the meal. So was Brett. It was a good party. “Where would you like to go?” asked the count after dinner. We were the only people left in the restaurant. The two waiters were standing over against the door. They wanted to go home. “We might go up on the hill,” Brett said. “Haven’t we had a splendid party?” The count was beaming. He was very happy. “You are very nice people,” he said. He was smoking a cigar again. “Why don’t you get married, you two?” “We want to lead our own lives,” I said. “We have our careers,” Brett said. “Come on. Let’s get out of this.” “Have another brandy,” the count said. “Get it on the hill.” “No. Have it here where it is quiet.” “You and your quiet,” said Brett. “What is it men feel about quiet?” “We like it,” said the count. “Like you like noise, my dear.” “All right,” said Brett. “Let’s have one.” “Sommelier!” the count called. “Yes, sir.” “What is the oldest brandy you have?” “Eighteen eleven, sir.” “Bring us a bottle.” “I say. Don’t be ostentatious. Call him off, Jake.” “Listen, my dear. I get more value for my money in old brandy than in any other antiquities.” “Got many antiquities?” “I got a houseful.” Finally we went up to Montmartre. Inside Zelli’s it was crowded, smoky, and noisy. The music hit you as you went in. Brett and I danced. It was so crowded we could barely move. The nigger drummer waved at Brett. We were caught in the jam, dancing in one place in front of him. “Hahre you?” “Great.” “Thaats good.” He was all teeth and lips. “He’s a great friend of mine,” Brett said. “Damn good drummer.” The music stopped and we started toward the table where the count sat. Then the music started again and we danced. I looked at the count. He was sitting at the table smoking a cigar. The music stopped again. “Let’s go over.” Brett started toward the table. The music started and again we danced, tight in the crowd. “You are a rotten dancer, Jake. Michael’s the best dancer I know.” “He’s splendid.” “He’s got his points.” “I like him,” I said. “I’m damned fond of him.” “I’m going to marry him,” Brett said. “Funny. I haven’t thought about him for a week.” “Don’t you write him?” “Not I. Never write letters.” “I’ll bet he writes to you.” “Rather. Damned good letters, too.” “When are you going to get married?” “How do I know? As soon as we can get the divorce. Michael’s trying to get his mother to put up for it.” “Could I help you?” “Don’t be an ass. Michael’s people have loads of money.” The music stopped. We walked over to the table. The count stood up. “Very nice,” he said. “You looked very, very nice.” “Don’t you dance, count?” I asked. “No. I’m too old.” “Oh, come off it,” Brett said. “My dear, I would do it if I would enjoy it. I enjoy to watch you dance.” “Splendid,” Brett said. “I’ll dance again for you some time. I say. What about your little friend, Zizi?” “Let me tell you. I support that boy, but I don’t want to have him around.” “He is rather hard.” “You know I think that boy’s got a future. But personally I don’t want him around.” “Jake’s rather the same way.” “He gives me the willys.” “Well,” the count shrugged his shoulders. “About his future you can’t ever tell. Anyhow, his father was a great friend of my father.” “Come on. Let’s dance,” Brett said. We danced. It was crowded and close. “Oh, darling,” Brett said, “I’m so miserable.” I had that feeling of going through something that has all happened before. “You were happy a minute ago.” The drummer shouted: “You can’t two time—” “It’s all gone.” “What’s the matter?” “I don’t know. I just feel terribly.” “. . . . . .” the drummer chanted. Then turned to his sticks. “Want to go?” I had the feeling as in a nightmare of it all being something repeated, something I had been through and that now I must go through again. “. . . . . .” the drummer sang softly. “Let’s go,” said Brett. “You don’t mind.” “. . . . . .” the drummer shouted and grinned at Brett. “All right,” I said. We got out from the crowd. Brett went to the dressing-room. “Brett wants to go,” I said to the count. He nodded. “Does she? That’s fine. You take the car. I’m going to stay here for a while, Mr. Barnes.” We shook hands. “It was a wonderful time,” I said. “I wish you would let me get this.” I took a note out of my pocket. “Mr. Barnes, don’t be ridiculous,” the count said. Brett came over with her wrap on. She kissed the count and put her hand on his shoulder to keep him from standing up. As we went out the door I looked back and there were three girls at his table. We got into the big car. Brett gave the chauffeur the address of her hotel. “No, don’t come up,” she said at the hotel. She had rung and the door was unlatched. “Really?” “No. Please.” “Good night, Brett,” I said. “I’m sorry you feel rotten.” “Good night, Jake. Good night, darling. I won’t see you again.” We kissed standing at the door. She pushed me away. We kissed again. “Oh, don’t!” Brett said. She turned quickly and went into the hotel. The chauffeur drove me around to my flat. I gave him twenty francs and he touched his cap and said: “Good night, sir,” and drove off. I rang the bell. The door opened and I went up-stairs and went to bed. BOOK II CHAPTER 8 I did not see Brett again until she came back from San Sebastian. One card came from her from there. It had a picture of the Concha, and said: “Darling. Very quiet and healthy. Love to all the chaps. BRETT.” Nor did I see Robert Cohn again. I heard Frances had left for England and I had a note from Cohn saying he was going out in the country for a couple of weeks, he did not know where, but that he wanted to hold me to the fishing-trip in Spain we had talked about last winter. I could reach him always, he wrote, through his bankers. Brett was gone, I was not bothered by Cohn’s troubles, I rather enjoyed not having to play tennis, there was plenty of work to do, I went often to the races, dined with friends, and put in some extra time at the office getting things ahead so I could leave it in charge of my secretary when Bill Gorton and I should shove off to Spain the end of June. Bill Gorton arrived, put up a couple of days at the flat and went off to Vienna. He was very cheerful and said the States were wonderful. New York was wonderful. There had been a grand theatrical season and a whole crop of great young light heavyweights. Any one of them was a good prospect to grow up, put on weight and trim Dempsey. Bill was very happy. He had made a lot of money on his last book, and was going to make a lot more. We had a good time while he was in Paris, and then he went off to Vienna. He was coming back in three weeks and we would leave for Spain to get in some fishing and go to the fiesta at Pamplona. He wrote that Vienna was wonderful. Then a card from Budapest: “Jake, Budapest is wonderful.” Then I got a wire: “Back on Monday.” Monday evening he turned up at the flat. I heard his taxi stop and went to the window and called to him; he waved and started up-stairs carrying his bags. I met him on the stairs, and took one of the bags. “Well,” I said, “I hear you had a wonderful trip.” “Wonderful,” he said. “Budapest is absolutely wonderful.” “How about Vienna?” “Not so good, Jake. Not so good. It seemed better than it was.” “How do you mean?” I was getting glasses and a siphon. “Tight, Jake. I was tight.” “That’s strange. Better have a drink.” Bill rubbed his forehead. “Remarkable thing,” he said. “Don’t know how it happened. Suddenly it happened.” “Last long?” “Four days, Jake. Lasted just four days.” “Where did you go?” “Don’t remember. Wrote you a post-card. Remember that perfectly.” “Do anything else?” “Not so sure. Possible.” “Go on. Tell me about it.” “Can’t remember. Tell you anything I could remember.” “Go on. Take that drink and remember.” “Might remember a little,” Bill said. “Remember something about a prize-fight. Enormous Vienna prize-fight. Had a nigger in it. Remember the nigger perfectly.” “Go on.” “Wonderful nigger. Looked like Tiger Flowers, only four times as big. All of a sudden everybody started to throw things. Not me. Nigger’d just knocked local boy down. Nigger put up his glove. Wanted to make a speech. Awful noble-looking nigger. Started to make a speech. Then local white boy hit him. Then he knocked white boy cold. Then everybody commenced to throw chairs. Nigger went home with us in our car. Couldn’t get his clothes. Wore my coat. Remember the whole thing now. Big sporting evening.” “What happened?” “Loaned the nigger some clothes and went around with him to try and get his money. Claimed nigger owed them money on account of wrecking hall. Wonder who translated? Was it me?” “Probably it wasn’t you.” “You’re right. Wasn’t me at all. Was another fellow. Think we called him the local Harvard man. Remember him now. Studying music.” “How’d you come out?” “Not so good, Jake. Injustice everywhere. Promoter claimed nigger promised let local boy stay. Claimed nigger violated contract. Can’t knock out Vienna boy in Vienna. ‘My God, Mister Gorton,’ said nigger, ‘I didn’t do nothing in there for forty minutes but try and let him stay. That white boy musta ruptured himself swinging at me. I never did hit him.’” “Did you get any money?” “No money, Jake. All we could get was nigger’s clothes. Somebody took his watch, too. Splendid nigger. Big mistake to have come to Vienna. Not so good, Jake. Not so good.” “What became of the nigger?” “Went back to Cologne. Lives there. Married. Got a family. Going to write me a letter and send me the money I loaned him. Wonderful nigger. Hope I gave him the right address.” “You probably did.” “Well, anyway, let’s eat,” said Bill. “Unless you want me to tell you some more travel stories.” “Go on.” “Let’s eat.” We went down-stairs and out onto the Boulevard St. Michel in the warm June evening. “Where will we go?” “Want to eat on the island?” “Sure.” We walked down the Boulevard. At the juncture of the Rue Denfert-Rochereau with the Boulevard is a statue of two men in flowing robes. “I know who they are.” Bill eyed the monument. “Gentlemen who invented pharmacy. Don’t try and fool me on Paris.” We went on. “Here’s a taxidermist’s,” Bill said. “Want to buy anything? Nice stuffed dog?” “Come on,” I said. “You’re pie-eyed.” “Pretty nice stuffed dogs,” Bill said. “Certainly brighten up your flat.” “Come on.” “Just one stuffed dog. I can take ’em or leave ’em alone. But listen, Jake. Just one stuffed dog.” “Come on.” “Mean everything in the world to you after you bought it. Simple exchange of values. You give them money. They give you a stuffed dog.” “We’ll get one on the way back.” “All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.” We went on. “How’d you feel that way about dogs so sudden?” “Always felt that way about dogs. Always been a great lover of stuffed animals.” We stopped and had a drink. “Certainly like to drink,” Bill said. “You ought to try it some times, Jake.” “You’re about a hundred and forty-four ahead of me.” “Ought not to daunt you. Never be daunted. Secret of my success. Never been daunted. Never been daunted in public.” “Where were you drinking?” “Stopped at the Crillon. George made me a couple of Jack Roses. George’s a great man. Know the secret of his success? Never been daunted.”